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* Space Robots is a comedy podcast exclusively for clairvoyant juggalos. If you don't have a case of Faygo and significant pre-cog abilities, please do the right thing.

Monday, July 21, 2014

Episode 37: The Screaming Cow

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The guys talk budgie smuggling:



a terrifying encounter in France:



and strange Malaysian footprints:


Sunday, July 20, 2014

The triumphant return of Space Robots!

Space Robots will be returning to the internet air tomorrow with the unfettered swag of a young Drake! Until then you can peruse our back catalog of episodes and enjoy this photo from Matt LeBlanc's sex tourism!  Click on his black market Smurf penis to subscribe in iTunes!

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Space Robots Ep. 36 - Slawdog Millionaire

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The guys talk virtual reality poultry:



a possible skwamp ape sighting in Florida:



the reality of the modern vampire:



and how to hit on customers at work:


Rare Friday Space Robots episode to start the rear end of your week!

There will be a sighting (hearing?) of a rare Friday episode of Space Robots tomorrow for your downloading gratification.  Until then you can catch up on episodes you might've missed and enjoy this photo from Andy Warhol's high school yearbook!  Click on his robotic best friend to subscribe in iTunes!


Monday, June 2, 2014

Ep. 35 - Aquaman, Esq.


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The guys talk computerized marriage:


a suspected skunk ape sighting in Florida:


honing strange abilities:


 and lawsuits in the animal kingdom:

Sunday, June 1, 2014

New episode tomorrow!

There will be a smooth and hairless new episode of Space Robots tomorrow for your auditory tittilation. Until then, you can check out any episodes you might have missed and enjoy this ancient cave painting that foretold the coming of Richard Branson.  Click on the perverse sexual energy powering his ship to subscribe in iTunes!


Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Ep. 34 - Bruncles ’n Such

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This week the guys discuss voluntary cow milking:


a famous Gremlin sighting in Kentucky:


a holy pancake:


 and cold war dolphins:


Monday, May 5, 2014

New episode tomorrow!

There will be a warm and fuzzy new episode of Space robots tomorrow for your dank ear vibes.  Until then, you can catch up on episodes you might have missed, and enjoy this old photo of a rejecting Muppet prototype!  Click on his haunted mustache to subscribe in iTunes!


Thursday, April 24, 2014

Episode 33 - Spankin’ Wise


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The guys talk Russian moon bases:



a Michigan bigfoot chase:



animal rain:



and brand new evidence for the Loch Ness monster:


Wednesday, April 23, 2014

New episode tomorrow!

There will be a sweet and sour new episode of Space Robots tippity-tapping on your eardrums tomorrow!  Until then you can catch any episodes you might have missed and enjoy this photo of Ken you requested.  Click on his regrets about Mandy to subscribe in iTunes!




Monday, April 14, 2014

Episode 32: Don't Trust the B in Dimension 23

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The guys discuss an alarming development in Ukrainian politics:


a recovered memory of alien abduction in Long Island:


a report of fairies in Britain:


and some mysteriously impish phenomena:

Sunday, April 13, 2014

New episode of Space Robots tomorrow!

There will be a steamed and creamy new episode of Space Robots tomorrow for your ear pleasure!  Until then you can catch up on any episodes you might've missed and enjoy this photo of Lithuania's famous sentient breakfast.  Click on the the sluttiest breakfast item to subscribe in iTunes!




Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Episode 31 - Pulling a Sneaky


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The guys discuss Muslim storms:



the problem with cop haters:



an excitable squatch in Georgia:


and a psychic accident:


Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Episode 30 - Soupicide is Painless

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In this episode, the guys talk tornado prevention:


a surreal experience in Arizona:

 
ancient, rocket-powered cats:

 
and the shady dealings of Shakira and Pitbull:


Tuesday, March 25, 2014

New episode of Space Robots tomorrow!

There will be a hot 'n ready new episode of Space Robots tomorrow for your listening enjoyment!  Until then you can catch up on any episodes you might've missed and enjoy this photo of Steven Seagal, learning at the feet of the world's only real-life kung fu panda.  Click on the panda's thinly-veiled irritation to subscribe in iTunes!


Thursday, March 13, 2014

Episode 29: Udder Punks

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The guys discuss the relationship between milk and slow jams:




a roguish ufo sighting in Alabama:


 chupacabra husbandry:




 and the strange belief in the existence of dinosaurs: