Ep 20: Les Dildorables

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The guys are joined by a special guest to talk dildo sales and theft:

the criminal intent of an inner child:

 
 a gangland UFO sighting in Connecticut:

 and a mysterious connection between heroine traffic and Obamacare:

Episode 19: Little Death Star of Bethlehem

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The guys talk suspended animation snakes:

exciting advances in windshield technology:

 
adult Mogwai:

and our fake moon:

Space Robots are Back on Monday!

Space Robots will be back with a fresh and chunky new episode on Monday!  Until then, catch up on episodes you might have missed, and enjoy this photo of Ultimate Warrior James Hellwig.  CLICK ON HIS INVISIBLE SANDWICH TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!

Space Robots are Taking the Briefest of Winter Breaks!

Space Robots have been cranking out sweet ear milk since the summer, but now, through the magic of the season, that milk has turned into nog!  We'll be taking one week off to celebrate the solstice with a pack of drunken druids, but we'll be back with a fresh episode a week from today!  Until then you can catch up on any episodes you might have missed and enjoy this PAINTING OF KRAMPUS, THE YULE TIDE DEVIL AND HIS CHILD SLAVES.  CLICK ON HIS MILD REGRET TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!

Episode 18: Babies Waterboarding Babies

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The guys talk bird-flavored ice cream:

 
the science of baby hydration:

the logistics of selling your soul to the devil:

and the origins of humanity:

Episode 17: Dumps Like a Skunk Ape

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In today's episode the guys discuss what they're thankful for:

 a cartoon pratfall in Maryland:

 tasting the Tube in London:

a dump-dwelling Florida ape:

and a mysterious aerial bovine attack:

New eapisode of Spays Robots tomorrow!

We'll have a brond spunkling new episode of Space Robots for you tomorrow.  Until then you can catch up on episodes you might've missed and enjoy this photo of Ryan Seacrest's favorite meal: bald eaglet drumsticks and a gilded chocolate microphone!  Click on his trademark dead eyes to SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!

Episode 16: The Big Score-cerer

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The guys discuss superhero school:

the sorcery of a heist:

 hater aliens:

 and a strange occurrence in windmill country:

New episode of Space Robots tomorry!

Tomorrow there'll be a spand branking new episode of the hit comedy podcast Space Robots!  Until then, catch up on any episodes you might've missed!  Also, enjoy this photo of Terry Gross, telling her world-famous delousing story!  Click on her come-hither sweater to subscribe in iTunes! 

Episode 15: Death By a Thousand Splinters

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In this episode the guys talk ghost vortexes:

space age neck tattoos:

mutant rat legislators:

the future of faxing:

and chicken wangz!

New episode of Space Robots tomorrow!

Due to rare technical difficulties, we'll have to hold off on releasing the newest episode of Space Robots till tomorrow.  Until then you can catch up on any episodes you might have missed & enjoy this image of the obese Flash!  Click on his muffin top to subscribe in iTunes!

Space Robots are now releasing new episodes on Monday!

Hold onto your hind flesh!  Space Robots are now releasing new episodes on Monday!  That means we're in DIRECT competition with WWE Raw, but we feel pretty confident that we can compete.  Just have to get those old, one-strap singlets out of storage. 

So there'll be a brand new episode of Space Robots on Monday, but until then you can catch up on episodes you might have missed and enjoy this photo of Sargent Slaughter, taken at his goddaughter's America-themed quinceañera. CLICK ON HIS FLIRTY SPAGHETTI STRAPS TO SUBSCRIBE IN iTUNES!

Episode 14: Toddlers on a Bo Staff

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The guys discuss Todd Keene and the Power Team:

the effects of global warming on a gentleman's crotch:

divine retribution on a rodeo clown:

 some truly disturbing news from Lake Wobegon:

and a pterodactyl sighting in Michigan:

Time slip this week! No new episode till Monday!

Space Robots have driven into a roundabout (a rotary if you're in New England or a traffic circle if you're learning your shapes) and fallen into a time slip.  To be fair, we shouldn't have been going 88 mph in such a high-gigawatt vehicle, particularly in a sharp turn.  If you gained an hour recently, you're welcome.

We'll have a hot and sticky new episode Monday!  Until then you can catch up on episodes you might have missed and enjoy this photo of Roy Gentles, time molester!  Click on the throne of ages to subscribe in iTunes!

Episode 13: The Trouble with Zorflex

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The guys plop down to discuss fart management systems:

emergency beer rescue:

a rift in space time:

the Hawkesbury River Monster:

and evidence for a cartoon sasquatch: